May 2011
"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
Expectations:
Reality:
Difference between BOYS & GIRLS
GIRLS: (when they see their crush) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they see their crush) their like :
GIRLS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they’re jealous) they’re like :
GIRLS: (when they cry) they’re like :
BOYS: (when they cry) they’re like :
true.
i miss you baby!
is she cute or what?! :))
When I eat a huge meal:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later:
Student gets caught for whispering in class
Teacher:“Would you like to share that with the whole class?”
Student:“No, that’s why I whispered it”
That moment when you talk to your mum
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
hahahhahahaha lmfao xD
LMFAOOO
i wonder if this should be funny but i was laughing so hard
When I break something that isn't mine.
“I didn’t do anything!!
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't good enough.
YOU DO IT THEN.
